Salagen
(Rheumatoid Arthritis, Joint Inflammatory Disease in Children and Young Adults, Fever, Pain, Head Pain, Myocardial Reinfarction Prevention, Treatment to Prevent a Heart Attack, Heart Attack, Prevention of Blood Clots in the Brain, Prevention of Transient I).
Mellaril
(Schizophrenia).
Phenytoin Sodium Extended
(Tonic-Clonic Epilepsy, Simple Partial Seizures, Epileptic Seizure, Myotonia Congenita, Convulsive Seizures, Facial Nerve Pain, Paroxysmal Choreoathetosis, Prevention of Seizures following Head Injury or Surgery, Fox Disease, Seizures or Fits in Neurosurge).
Adrenalin Inhl
(Asthma, Bronchitis, Asthma Prevention, Emphysema, Asthma Attack, Chronic Widening of Lung Air Passages, Bronchospasm Prevention, A Childhood Disease Characterized by a Barking Cough).
Alatuss
(Cold Symptoms, Cough, Stuffy Nose, Runny Nose, Inflammation of the Nose).
Azec
(Lack of Vitamin A, Dry Eyes due to Vitamin A Deficiency, Abetalipoproteinemia, Closure of Some or All of the Major Bile Ducts).
Estre
(Cancer of Thyroid, Enlarged Thyroid Gland, Decreased Thyroid Function existing from Birth, Underactive Thyroid, Serious Decrease in Thyroid Function, Myxedema Coma, A Progressive Disease of the Thyroid Gland).
Mejoral
(Migraine Headache, Painful Periods, Joint Damage causing Pain and Loss of Function, Fever, Pain, Head Pain, Toothache, Pain associated with Arthritis, Backache, Muscle Pain).
Q: What
is the difference between the first
and last desk of a viola section?
A: Half a measure.
ConroyAricn
"Waiter !
Have you got frogs' legs ? "
"No, sir, I always walk this way"
AdamhGarvaniD
Why did the two knives go to the dance
together?
Because they both looked sharp!
EibhearRenaldobL
Doctor, doctor, I keep dreaming there are great,
gooey, bug-eyed monsters
playing tiddley winks under my bed.
What shall I do?
Hide the tiddley winks.
HuntBlayneTo
Son to his father as they watch television:
"Dad, tell me again how when you were a kid you had to walk all the
way
across the room to change the channel."
AzarelBarthramhE
Why did a footballer take a piece of rope onto
the
pitch ?
He was the skipper !
HuxefordAndonisdi
Why do you want to be buried at sea?
Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.
LochlannQuintonmb
Father: What did the
teacher think of your
idea?
Son: She took it like a lamb
Teacher: Really?, what did she
say?
Son: Baa!
BjornZigorEt
What is the difference between a flea bitten
dog and a
bored visitor ?
Ones going to itch and the other is
itching to go !
AhoteChristienCM
Q.) What happens when a Blonde eats a mosquito?
A.) She has more brain cells in her stomach than her head.
ColquhounAlisonyt