Jennifer Lopez:

Jennifer Lopez Naked

Information: Name: Jennifer Lopez Born: 1969-07-24 Height: 1.68

Filmography: Noche Hache (2007), Entertainment Tonight (2003), Making the Video (1999), Shall We Dance (2004), Second Chances (1993)

An organization is like a tree full of monkeys... all on different limbs,... at different levels,... some climbing up. The monkeys on the top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces. The monkeys on the bottom look up and see nothing but assholes. OrlanNortonUS
Knock Knock Who's there ! Adair ! Adair who ? Adair once but I'm bald now ! WindsorLadfM
Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas ? Because they both have "Sandy claws" ! BrikAlaricyq
Did you hear about the New 3 Million Dollar Alabama State Lottery? 3 dollars a year for a million years. AdejolaCasterGA
I'm suffering from bad breath You should do something about it! I did. I just sent my wife to the dentist. EmmanuelMuircheartaighRX
There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Witch Doctor Barbie ...with potions and face paints WickamAthelstanCv
Doctor, doctor, I'm at death's door! Don't worry, Mrs Jenkins. An operation will soon pull you through. NairneCobhanIf
When Ben hit his thumb with a hammer he let out a few choice words. Shocked by her son's outburst, his mother said, "Don't you dare use that kind of language in here." "William Shakespeare did," replied Ben. "Well, you'd better stop going around with him," said Mom. RolfAkiriY
Trevor: That's a cool pair of stockings you have on Jill. One red and one green. Jill: Yes, and I have another pair just like it at home. FaeganMuataBf
Teacher: I said to draw a cow eating some grass but you've only drawn the cow? Pupil: Yes, the cow ate all the grass! WhittakerEferhardBl